petition to rename the earth ‘punishment orb’

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

runs-on-ramen:

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

he’s going to otter space

not really sure why you would take the time to sky-write this but i agree

regalasfuck:

Margaret i dnt think they’re open on sundays

kill-anime:

crime-and-puns:

*sets entire english language on fire*

cuttlefishfish

metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

overlordclinton:

how did the flintstones have a christmas special before the birth of christ

slutty-ukes:

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything