bombing:

[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]

astroed:

Australians solutions to the Ebola crisis

astroed:

Australians solutions to the Ebola crisis

alri9ht:

making up for low grades with high calories

feministjewishfangirl:

poniatowskaja:

suddenlyprompts:

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model

grinderman2:

grinderman2:

have you guys seen the birds that look like they’re wearing joy division shirts

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14 Reasons To Kick Grandma’s Ass

walmarts:

1.  who does she think she is, anyway

evilblogger:

how the turn tables

tickatocka:

i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly