[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]
Australians solutions to the Ebola crisis
making up for low grades with high calories
I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.
I’m guessing you’re referring to the incident with the horse, but that came at the end of a war that lasted 10 years. Speed is relative, but if it takes you ten years to fall for someone, I would not call that ‘quickly’.
I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks: slowly, then all at once, and with the aid of a giant livestock model
have you guys seen the birds that look like they’re wearing joy division shirts
1. who does she think she is, anyway
how the turn tables
i aspire to be one of those people who are known for always smelling good and treating people kindly